The Golden...

And so yesterday I woke up muttering "Where the f*ck is Eira University?" Congratulate me, I had the strangest dream I ever had in my whole life. When I started to be aware of my dream, I was engage in a high speed chase with two other guys running with me. We ended up in a port and got on a ship via the starboard. There were three single occupancy cabins across the ship, the first occupied by a fine young man waved off by his Dad and two somber looking men clad in pristine black suits. When I passed by the 3rd cabin, that's when I realized that it isn't exactly a passenger ship, rather it is a barge of some sort with places for passengers in case they do come. But instead of an open barge, the cargo side is enclosed and instead of cargos, there is nothing except a gigantic basketball court with wooden floors. A long bench adorns the left side of the ship along the court and on front are several rows of benches reserved for the sporadic passengers. I engaged a young lady in conversation when she suddenly coverd her mouth in surprise. Alarmed, I asked her what is wrong. She said she farted. Now that really puzzled me. So what if she bloody farted? Who doesn't? She said I didn't understand. She had a golden fart!!! Hold on, a what????!!!?? I glanced at the steel column behind her and true enough part of the column changed into gold! A commotion started because apparently the same bad guys chasing us were after her and her brother who shares the same GOLDEN FART! The guy in the first cabin is her brother.

As we were running away, my dream changed. I was running in a scavenger hunt with the clues pointing towards some universities and colleges in Manila. I and my partner have already finished 9 out 10 clues saved for Clue # 8. Just as we were heading to the finish line, someone screamed "It's at Eira University!". That's when I woke up wondering where the hell is Eira University...