The Blushing Bride

another one through mail i feel might be good for those who needs to laugh

The Blushing Bride

The new bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me?"

"OK sweetheart. Let's say your private place is the 'prison' and call my private thing the 'prisoner'. So what we do is, we'll put the prisoner in the prison"...

so he put the prisoner in the prison they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy lies face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. His bride giggles, nudges him and says, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we'll have to re-imprison him, won't we?"

After the second time the guy reaches for his cigarettes, but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience, gives him another suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but, with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal! Afterwards he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Darling, the prisoner escaped again."

Turning his head he tells her wearily, "Honey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY?"